sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
your cat actually let you do this? i’d be in shreds if i tried that..
the janitor at the junior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my god
WHY IS HE A JANITOR
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
You know, it’s just a house.”
my tamagotchi collection is probably one of my favourite things in the entire world tbh
o.o I want one. I miss having a tamagotchi!
dont fucking sass me youtube
China: where gingers become demigods